If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.
#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”
#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”
#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”
#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
by Dr.door January 13, 2019
Get the Vanillamug. 1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020
Get the Half melted bowl of vanilla ice creammug. by Bombsrus August 19, 2022
Get the Vanilla Eyemug. Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
Get the Vanilla Hair Netmug. when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018
Get the vanilla snowmanmug. people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
Vanilla is the best thing ever
by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024
Get the Vanillamug. Vile Vanilla Swirl - Foreplay Move - Advanced Technique.
The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
My girlfriend surprised me with a Vile Vanilla Swirl last night. It was odd and I told her to wash her mouth out.
by Tigtiggy February 13, 2021
Get the Vile Vanilla Swirlmug.