ultimatatum

The same thing as an ultimatum when you are editing a Dear Abby article at 3:00 AM.

Dear Abby: My boyfriend gave me an ultimatatum.

by Mr CPE March 31, 2023

Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian

I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG

by BFG holder April 5, 2023

ultimacality

The ultimate form of a technicality

Everybody knows that Donald Trump is going to get off on an ultimacality there we go

by Shayn Muir April 18, 2023

Ultimate Imposter

A joke in the Danganronpa community to refer to Fat Byakuya Togami in Danganronpa 2: Goodbye despair.

Person 1: Heh, look at the ultimate imposter
Person 2: You mean Byakuya?
Person 1: No, he is the ultimate imposter

by Originallydaboss June 8, 2023

ultimapat

when u give ur animal the ultimapat u have ascended into pat godhood u will give them the nicest pat ever

i gave my dog the ultimapat and he was so happy

by the bunny king June 12, 2023

Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.

I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.

by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023

Ultius

A writing service company based in Las Vegas that has complete sociopaths running the show.

Person 1: I heard that Ultius is a company that lets students buy essays and pays their writers total shit because the HR person is a total bitch.
Person 2: It's true. They are totally abusive, but so is practically every other organization.

by shhhhhno1needs2know July 15, 2023