Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.

Twitter sucks never install it

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022

Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.

Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

by cryptofurrency March 17, 2019

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.

person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.

by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020

Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.

Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!

by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023

Twitter

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023