wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle

when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

turkey ball

A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving

Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?

by footballa2gjdjdjd May 1, 2010

Reverse Turkey

When you feast on a girl, then feed her your cock before stuffing it in her.

I gave my lady the reverse turkey last night.

by NillaNilla November 5, 2011

Full Turkey

A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.

That high five was full turkey!

by fullturkey April 2, 2009

Turkey Shot

Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go

"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out

Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao

Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!

by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019

Cold Turkey

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.

Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!

by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Starfish on a Turkey

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.

"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"

by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013