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fruity tooty

The act of a homosexual man passing wind as a direct result of air displacement caused by an intruding phallus in the hershey highway of aforementioned fudgepacker.
Elton John made a fruity tooty during a concert once. How embarassing!
by Kev McMo September 6, 2007
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Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.
by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006
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H. E. double toothpicks

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.
by Light Joker September 14, 2004
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Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.
by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008
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Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.
Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.
by Bug One August 11, 2011
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Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.
I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.
by dhb1990 January 3, 2015
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sweet tooth

n. a tooth that is sensitive to sugar.
"Ow! That candy bar hurt my sweet tooth!"
by AEAMC March 22, 2009
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