Cleaning The Toilet

To masturbate.

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 20, 2013

toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

toilet children

when you accidentally birth unwanted leeches in the toilet.

No! Stop! I have a wife! And kids! And a ...toilet? Toilet! Children!

you guys didn't listen to me when I foretold the coming of the toilet children! faggots, lrn2prophecy

by sperm-burping gutter slut June 29, 2011

Shit in the toilet

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.

Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.

Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.

by bigjugsmctittyface. January 10, 2011

Skibidi toilet

A series made by YouTube/instagram/tik tok/shorts creator dafuq boom about singing good heads in toilets and people with insert camera speaker or tv for heads together they make a cinematic warfare (I’m not saying it’s a good or bad series when I said cinematic warfare tbh don’t listen to the other definitions they are all made by skibidi haters not non bias definitions me myself I like it not cause “toilet singing song lol *drools*” nobody does I just like it because of the lore)

Guy:Have you seen new 65th episode of skibidi toilet
Other guy:yeah so sad the titans are very injured
Guy:I know

by The non biased one October 14, 2023

Toilet Monster

The evil monster living in or under your toilet. A controversial subject of much curiousity. Not many people no much about the toilet monster. Many think it has an endless hunger for piss and finklematter. Some think it the explanation for why things such as a Cottonelle Caper or Chocolate Dumpling exist. Also the most expensive part of the toilet.

The shit that I took in the toilet at Meyers had to be eaten by my seeing eye dog, because the sick fucks didn't have a braille sign saying "Toilet Monster NOT in toilets! Don't take a shit, you blind fucking bastard."

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

Toilet Art

When cash-scrapped artists begin using toilet paper or rolls for their own creative expression—a proof that expensive materials are not necessary to create rich or beautiful art.

Modi from the BJP Academy of Arts likes to soak sheets of toilet paper with cow dung mixed with holy water from Ganges river to produce his contemporary or controversial toilet art works.

by MathPlus May 12, 2021