Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

Tim Walz

To completely devastate a bunch of weirdos, making them obsessed with you to the point where they desperately try and force a bunch of memes about you to make themselves feel better

Time to Tim Walz these nazi dweebs

by AmericaIsAlreadyGreatYouWeirdo August 10, 2024

Tim

Tim is a gay Small dick power bottom who will leave you unsatisfied and completely turned off

Person 1: did you hear about Tim and jack

Person 2: yeah he sucks in bed

Person 1: wtf do you know that

Person 2: stfu

by Human.bitch March 22, 2020

Tim Primik

a hott guy with a six pack and he is the god of all women

i love tim

by hot November 29, 2003

A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Rustlin’ Tim Robinson

When you sneak into someone’s house and replace their toilet with an exact replica from Home Depot with a hole that’s too small for poop to go through

Person 1: Damn it! I thought I hired plumbers but instead they gave me the ol’ Rustlin’ Tim Robinson
Person 2: Get out of my house

by anonymous April 22, 2023

A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024