Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.
Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011
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To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly
1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."
by Flute 6 September 03, 2009
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pull or die

So you give your keys, bank card, mobile phone (basically everything except for your clothes) to your pals at home before going to a club/bar and let them know you give everything back only if you come back with a sex partner.
Bro! Pull or Die tonight Bro?
Bro! We don't have a place to stay. Pull or Die tonight!
by iwearnexus September 03, 2015
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Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.
Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab
by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006
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Pulling for Chuck

Term for old people masturbating; usually accompanied by viagra, ensure lubricant and chuck berry guitar riffs.
I went to visit my grandparents at Christmas and I walked in on my grandpa pulling for chuck, while my grandma watched. I can never listen to Roll Over Beethoven ever again.
by Drunken Irish Bastard January 03, 2011
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Pull a Byron

Sending risqué pictures of one's spouse that were once sent in confidentiality.
You're going to be in so much trouble if you pull a Byron.
by CAPTSLW August 30, 2016
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