monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005

milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004

curdle milk

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.

"She has a face that would curdle milk"

by L. Silverman June 17, 2008

Panty Milk

Something that is so awesome, it causes a lady boner.

The result of something awesome.

I took a bite into a Chipotle burrito, and it was sheer panty milk.

Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.

When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.

by CrumpetsandBollocks January 17, 2015

Choccy Milk

a phrase 2021 tiktok boys like to use to make their videos even worse.

"She wouldn't send me nudes, I'll go pop a choccy milk"
"choccy milk make the pain go away"

"When she has pronouns in her bio, dump her and pop a choccy milk"

by bakingsodaman420 February 15, 2021

cereal milk

the milk remaining after a delicious bowl of cereal

Question: What is your favorite type of cereal milk?
Answer: I like Coco Puffs cereal milk

"Today, for breakfast I ate some trix. The cereal milk was quite good."

by purplebucket92 October 12, 2009

Rat milk

Not milk at low resolution.

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!

by geo November 11, 2003