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Clean Hi Five

the act of giving a roommate, who is sleeping on the top bunk, a high five while hooking up or banging a chick. The Hi Five must be given with the hand not used for fondling of the vagina or penis.
Yo man I was going to give you a clean hi five last night, but you fell asleep.
by J Faws October 19, 2006
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clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.
Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.
by motoboat September 25, 2010
mugGet the clean slate fonzarellimug.

Clean Up Crew

When you jack off and cum all over the floors and walls, your dog (clean up crew) will help you clean it, using his tongue.
Gunnar Jacked his small peter off and came all over the place and he whistled for the clean up crew to clean it up.
by Phillabaum July 23, 2010
mugGet the Clean Up Crewmug.

Kansas Oxy Clean

When you are giving anal sex and you use oxy clean for lubricant and right after you climax you pull out squirting your seman onto your partners back and then you tell your partner to face you as if you were about to ask her to give you head and then you yell "BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT" and then you drop-kick your partner as you are saying it.
Me and my girl tried a Kansas Oxy Clean last night, the outcome was... amazing.
by Mr Happy Willy July 8, 2012
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clean n jerk

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed
Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk
by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006
mugGet the clean n jerkmug.

Clean-up crew

When you have an orgy with at least 10 janitors and all the liquids get on the floor and at the end the janitors have to clean it up with their tongues
"I was at school one day and we had to hire the clean-up crew"
by Rakesh-hakeem allasah October 26, 2016
mugGet the Clean-up crewmug.

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