Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022

Gorilla Head

The act of giving a woman oral sex and the woman has not shaved.

Bro I totally gave chloe gorilla head last night.

by GorillaHeadCreator2003 September 3, 2022

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

Gorilla Tag

Hark! In "Gorilla Tag," thou dost become a nimble ape, relying solely on thine arms to swing and scramble through the forest. One amongst thee is marked as the pursuer, seeking to touch and thus transform others into pursuers.

The game begins with one chaser and many fleeing. When touched, the chased becometh the chaser. Thus, the lively pursuit continueth until all are caught or time doth end.

Join this merry chase, where joy and laughter abound, and the thrill of the hunt bindeth all in camaraderie.

Thou loves Gorilla Tag

by Smellty May 23, 2024

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016