checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

check the vent

a basic code phrase for "do you think that girl is hot?"

Hey Jim, did you check the vent by table 25?

by Chris Kras October 22, 2007

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

Makeup Check

When you throw a cup of water at a girls face or at some random gay to expose their true nature.

Chad: *Makeup Checks sarah*
Sarah: What the fuck was that for!
Chad: You just got makeup checked ya Gremlin!

by spilt_tiddy_juice December 17, 2019

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

Shit check

Your takin a shit 😂

Friend: wyd
Me: shit checkk😌

by Wisesmokes December 30, 2021