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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
mugGet the Beating the Eggsmug.

you beat?

A common question a group of males asks one another when a attractive you lady approaches.
Hey Pinkerton, they lady in the red tube top...you beat?
by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008
mugGet the you beat?mug.

beat lab

a music room, band room, jam closet, or any other space dedicated to the production and rehearsal of music.
Reed: Hey Kyle, let's go lay down some funky riffs in the beat lab.
Kyle: Groovy.
by some-tool September 8, 2011
mugGet the beat labmug.

beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
mugGet the beat the burgermug.

sweetness beatness

A way of expressing joy or excitement.
"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"
by tsm February 2, 2008
mugGet the sweetness beatnessmug.

Soap Beat

To fill a sock with 1 or more bars of soap, wrap it around your fist and viciously beat someone with it.
i.e. Full Metal Jacket

"Last night I got soap beat so hard."
by Dibiase February 9, 2010
mugGet the Soap Beatmug.

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