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Have A Cow

Instead of Saying. Keep Your Kinckers On really. Just A Lil' Bit More Hip And Modern. Yeah.
'I F****** HATE YOU MAN'
'Wooh. Don't Have A Cow Man.'
by ELLE :) October 16, 2006
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Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!
Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!
by thecowmilker May 15, 2011
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cow tipping

Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over

it is posible you have to have about six people and run very fast at it
by Townie killer November 12, 2004
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ugly cow

The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.
Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.
by Putroka January 1, 2012
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glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.
Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.
by Subrandom June 7, 2007
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Cow Surfing

Recent trend found among youths of Anabaptist communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Wisconsin. Affected communities include Amish, Mennonite and Bretheren groups. It is not known whether Bruderhof and Hutterite youth are also engaging in this activity. The act itself involves the clandestine utilization of livestock, primarily cattle, for the purpose of standing, non-seated, riding. The behavior is thought to result from emulation of non-Anabaptist, i.e. "English" or "fancy people," sports such as surfing, skateboarding and snowboarding. Although not dangerous to the animals themselves, there has been a marked increase since mid-2006 in the number of unexplained "falls" by Anabaptist teenagers. In September of 2009 the CDC issued a bulletin that both notified rural healthcare professionals of the alarming trend and provided counseling guidelines.
"Hey Walter, did 'ya hear about Eli Stolzfus?"
"What naw?"
"He was cow surfing last night near New Holland but wiped out so bad that he ended up in Lancaster General."
by PSU PhD November 6, 2009
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Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.
i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.
by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015
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