Tech Unfolded

A tech youtuber , from Nottingham England .

'Tech unfolded on youtube'

by Annonymus73874842739 October 21, 2020

linus tech tips

Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year

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by Linusbot January 15, 2017

tech tampon

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tech tampon was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tech tampon, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

Techdomme

A techDomme is any Dominant woman who possess knowledge of computers, mobile devices, IT, or extensive HTML/CSS coding. It is more than setting up and controlling a teamviewer account, it extends to those who are capable of controlling an entire network lab.

"Mistress, do you need a computer slave?"

"No, slave. I am a techDomme and am capable of moving my own servers and finding solutions to my own Network Operations."

by word_pro October 11, 2016

spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.

Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?

by Pickels bff September 25, 2011

pennco tech

this is a place of HIGHER EDUCATION. where all the instructers really dont care if u pass or fail, after all there just there to collect a check. on breaks at 8:20am,11am, and 1PM u can find numerous pot heads scatterd throught the parking lot getting stoned then going back to class

john:matt and rick go to pennco tech. Tim: but matt and rick are stoners. John: exactly thats why they go there cause its not a real school hahaha

by analleakage March 16, 2011

Louisiana Tech University

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"

person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"

by Rustonite July 14, 2009