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veneer tech

A scam artist that pretends to be "certified" to apply veneers to people's teeth. They are illegal and aren't licensed in anything and often do irreversible damage to people's dental health. They also like to scam people by selling them fraudulent "certifications" and intentionally mislead their victims into thinking they can also apply veneers to people's teeth after only 2 days training.
Did you hear what happened to Trish? She got scammed by one of those fake veneer techs and now she has to get part her jaw removed due to a massive infection
by coolman222 May 20, 2024
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.
Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?
by hawkman October 28, 2021
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jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)
FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.
by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021
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tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.
Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."
by lug nut October 9, 2009
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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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