cart tard 

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.

I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.

cart tard by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

Jack-Tard 

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

Jack-Tard by pens0087 July 21, 2009

Numpti Tard 

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

Numpti Tard by Word hermit September 10, 2011

Where-Tard 

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.

Beware the mighty Where-Tard.

Where-Tard by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

Bull tard 

A person with the last name bullard who is retarted and annoying, and often Jewish

That kid was such as bull tard no one would sit next to him at lunch

Bull tard by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

E-tard 

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.

Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.

E-tard by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018

R-Tard 

R-Tard - a person of limited intelligence who ignores social distancing and causing the R Nought to increase and further lock down measures

Did you see what he did last weekend and went to the beach? What an R-Tard, we will be in lockdown forever now

R-Tard by JaiBo May 20, 2020