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The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility 

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
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The unenlightened masses 

They cannot make the judgement call...
The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...

The ultimate rizzler 

The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.
An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.
The ultimate rizzler by goat. October 30, 2023

spread the ugly 

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.
Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly
spread the ugly by Benzoic May 23, 2010

teaching the ukulele 

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).
I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

Mike The Unicorn 

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
Mike The Unicorn saved the day!
Mike The Unicorn by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011

Scratching the underside 

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo
A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".