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Secret sauce is not only a sauce that will give you a good time, but a sauce that will make you trip balls. When I say trip balls I mean it. Never underestimate the sauce. Never. One gulp of this shit and your out for good till the next day, call off work well you still can. You think I’m lying? Try it for yourself, if your lucky to.
by CoreymotherfuckingP August 03, 2019
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by Rabbi penile secretions September 11, 2022
A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
by Elaine! August 22, 2021
The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.
Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
by Curator of life December 04, 2021
Tim has a secret Puerto Rican
by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017