Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 30, 2022

Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 06, 2022

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021

hawk and jawk

when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts

i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl

by scoobydoopoppop1 December 03, 2024

Gam Gam Hawk Tuah!!

Gam Gam Hawk Tuah is essentially when someone gets hawk tuah from their gam gam grandma (AKA Buby,Boobster, Gam Meister) and a dog named peanut will join in, this is known as the Peanut Butter Method.

Jonah if you don't be quiet your getting Gam Gam Hawk Tuah!! with Micah, Mrs shapiro, and Colby.

by Jonahthesmegmeister December 23, 2024

Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.

"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"

by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024

Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019