Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024
Get the Ethan Hawkemug. Some people think of a hawk as a free spirited bird, when really a hawk is far more cautious than a human when you notice the little things about it. A hawk doesn't have money to buy groceries, or to buy guns, bow's and arrows, and gas to go hunting. A hawk has to depend on itself to survive. A human wouldn't last long trying to live like a hawk, a wolf, or a shark, which is why humans are nothing like these animals, they have nothing in common with them despite the repeated attempts of some to compare themselves to these animals (which is a lot like narcissism, if not plain narcissism).
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
Get the Hawkmug. A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
Get the Shit Hawkmug. by 'Tomer July 26, 2005
Get the Golden Hawkmug. When you try to spit in someone’s face aka “hawk tuah” but you do it wrong likely because you don’t know how and just end up launching it on yourself or otherwise not reaching the target. End result is a wad of spit hanging from your mouth.
“Nice prius you got there loser!” “Shut up bitch! Hawk tuey!” “Haha you just spit on your car dumbass!”
by pileofheads March 2, 2025
Get the Hawk Tueymug. Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the Tony hawkedmug. by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019
Get the Stephen hawkingmug.