spring awakening

The worst play ever made. Girls like it, and so do gay guys.

Tim: Hey let's see spring awakening?
John: Helllllll no! Are you gay now?

Tim: Yes

by Reed Son April 4, 2009

Suprisercise

The situation in which you end up unintentionally exercising.

I got some suprisercise at the shops, the elevator was broken so i had to take the stairs.

by arbitrary bec December 6, 2010

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

suprius

The act of sneaking up on someone while driving a Toyota Prius.

I drove up right behind my friend and honked the horn, he was totally surprised, he didn't see hear me coming in my prius. Suprius sucker!

by brwnbr May 25, 2014

Suprisurfacturing

When you create a surprise for someone.

I'm not going to buy a gift, I'm going to do a bit of suprisurfacturing and create something.

by Darth Adzy July 30, 2018

Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.

Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL

by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018

Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.

A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"

by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020