Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.

I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!

by normal is nice April 8, 2011

Sharon Springs

what i like to call "hickville usa". this is probably the most country you'll ever see in New York. there's at least 600 people who live here. the school is pretty much shit and most of the kids are druggies anyways. the school can't even afford basic suit like security systems. theres only a few people who moved here from other places and what i like to consider normal. the others are the biggest fucking rednecks ive ever met. they literally ride four wheelers everywhere, and speed because there's no fucking police. the only chain place is stewarts and nothing else and our sport teams suck and there are only a few kids who know what the fuck they're doing with their lives. were only good at basketball, pretty much. and we only have verizon so good luck finding barely any service. People show up to schools wearing confederate flags and there are only white people and like 3 hispanics with no asians or African Americans. But at least we don't fuck our cousins like Middleburgh.

Person 1: "Sharon Springs is the shittiest place to be in New York."
Person 2: "Try Middleburgh"

by shabye420 June 23, 2017

King Of The Spring

Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees

Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign

by imdabomb82 October 27, 2010

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

by bvc55 July 28, 2012

spring break

An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.

My cousin went off to spring break.

by Kix May 4, 2004

spring lake

a small town in michigan.

population: small
things to do: in the winter there is a local ski hill that many residents frequent called mulligans hollo.
in the summer you can enjoy the many lakes and bayous , including lake michigan.
team: the lakers wooooooooo!

guy 1: dude lets go to florida man!

guy2: screw that im goin to spring lake

guy 1: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

by chives86 October 3, 2008

West Springfield

A crime ridden city in Massachusetts. Fondly known as West side. West Side is basically the shittiest place in the united states. If you live there you have officially hit rock bottom, that or you're on some kind of drug. There colors are blue and white. Blue is Understandable because it represents depression, which is what you feel if you live in this hell hole. This place is worse than Agawam, that's got to say something. I'm sincerely sorry if you live here.

Stop that, you're embarrassing, people will think you're from West Springfield.

by not a westsider November 27, 2011