Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.

"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"

by Dagz January 22, 2014

slop-slot

A well used, wet, noisy vagina.

Bro, why is your bed so damp? Oh, I fucked a real slop-slot last night

by The real slop-slot September 10, 2015

Soggy slot

A soggy pussy that lets a penis just slide In Without any forcing

Damn man that biatch last night had a soggy slot I almost stuck it in her booty just to dry off

by Jason nosaj January 9, 2016

Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

rainbow sloth

The majestic rainbow sloth is all
The majestic rainbow sloth is love
The majestic rainbow sloth is life
You will obey the majestic rainbow sloth
The majestic rainbow sloth is our lord
The majestic rainbow sloth created all

The majestic rainbow sloth is meme god

I will obey the majestic rainbow sloth for all eternity

by P3pper November 29, 2016

The Sloth

An essential part of the ecosystem providing entertainment to all those in its nearest vicinity.

The Sloth hung from the tree like a pair of hairy, saggy testicles.

by TorqueLewith February 17, 2017

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017