spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

spitting

to speak truth/say something relatable

“brent was really spitting when he said “i had my fair share of women, feelings don’t catch me now.”

by reliable definer January 8, 2023

Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate

Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good

by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021

Caught spits

Receiving oral sex

YOOOO, I just caught spits from this one shorty in the bathroom!

by S1lent_Ch4lk January 2, 2024

taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015