soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

Soggy Flickers

Kathy Hoover’s dropping boobs.

Kathy has some wild soggy flickers.

by Scun420 April 01, 2020

Soggy Cobb

A Soggy Cobb is what Wolf from the Hunting department will call you when he feels that stealing the crispy creme doughnuts wasnt insulting enough.

Somer: "Where are the doughnuts Wolf?"

Wolf: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"

Lysa: "I thought you were not allowed to eat anything after 3 pm...and you have a calls parked on 81, 82 and 84."
Wolf: "Shut up, YOU SOGGY COBB!"

by Tallons Stepmom September 03, 2019

Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it

The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds

by Soggy McDickChicken December 17, 2021

Soggy Burrito

When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom

Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.

by Cuban59 March 07, 2024

Soggy paper

Max

Soggy paper max lol

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021