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Squirrel Snaked

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
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Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person
(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.
by berocca February 14, 2010
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Butt snake

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
by John Haines January 13, 2022
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Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.
"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"
by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008
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Bass snake

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Snake Dog

A snake dog is a person who is two faced but also acts like your friend to your face, but never turns up to any of your events neither invites you
Georgia: "like for deets"
1 hour later... Still no reply

Georgia is a snake dog she never invited me to the party

Don't be like Georgia
by SnakeKid July 3, 2016
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charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate
I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.
by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014
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