Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.

What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology

by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017

Snake Tits

When a girls titties are as slender and long as a snake.

Dude: Did you see her long snake tits man!
Man: Yeah dude she was all the way in the living room and those snake tits were in the kitchen.

by I-sack-1200 August 23, 2011

snake

bad ass animal capable of scaring lots of people

green anaconda can eat people now that is bad ass

by Robert April 21, 2003

snake hoe

When a girl backstabbed her boyfriend. Therefore, have sex with her boyfriend’s brother. This girl know as Alissa Violet

Ex: Alissa Violet is a snake hoe because she cheated on her ex-boyfriend

by Elizabeth EJ January 11, 2018

Alabama Snake

another name for a long penis that slithers like a rattlesnake

She was eroused by Bubba's Alabama Snake

by chewwwy October 9, 2006

dirty snake

shove you dick in your girlfriends ass move your dick so it is an inch of her asshole showing then she shits all over everything

i gave my girlfriend a dirty snake

by ZMr.cock weasle September 4, 2010

purple snake

the best drug you could ever do in your whole life

take a hit of the purple snake

by muldge mullenger November 26, 2010