smashed

to have intercourse with another human being

Dude, I totally smashed Kait last night.

by Gustavo Minion July 29, 2010

Smash

to take a dump.

i juss toook a hugee smashh.

by ayee boiii. October 12, 2008

Smash Bros

The most traumatizing type of rape

Yo ma niggas Tommy and Cameron are playing smash bros wanna rape with us?

by v.rose August 20, 2019

Smash

To join others in a swell game of Smash Brother's on the N64 or Game Cube System.

"Let's Smash!! By the way...Luigi is mine!!"

"Do you guys wanna Smash later?"

by Spy April 13, 2004

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

The Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

by The_Prophet December 15, 2008

dry smash her shitbox

To fuck a girl in the ass, with no lubrication.

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?

Dry smash her shitbox!

by baho June 15, 2008