crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009

Mexican Smack

When a hairy Mexican guy headbutts a woman and his mustache smacks her face.

Mario attempted to Mexican Smack Maxine, but she ended up Mexican Smacking him.

by Corey Sanders September 14, 2013

Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

the big smack

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall

Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"

by big boi buford April 19, 2018

Smackaroonie

A nice big smacking Kiss from a mom or grandma or anyone to their child or grandchild.

Awww , give him a smackaroonie from Mom

by Cesil January 1, 2019

smack that ass

cool; awesome

Man, did you see that game? It was smack that ass!

by Cartman29303 March 22, 2009