When you're inside with protection, and you pull out real quick, then half your raw nob is out of the condom
by Dirty nob January 11, 2020
Get the Half Slipped Out Nob mug.When you accidentally call or message someone because your finger slipped or mistapped on a smartphone screen.
Unlike a butt dial, which happens in your pocket, a slip dial happens in your hand — thanks to clumsy fingers or sensitive touchscreens.
Unlike a butt dial, which happens in your pocket, a slip dial happens in your hand — thanks to clumsy fingers or sensitive touchscreens.
“Ugh, I just slip-dialed my ex while scrolling through contacts.”
“Sorry for the random call — total slip dial!”
“Slip dials happen to the best of us.”
“Sorry for the random call — total slip dial!”
“Slip dials happen to the best of us.”
by Rulers October 27, 2025
Get the Slip Dial mug.When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
Get the horse slip mug.youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019
Get the slip n slide mug.When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.
Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.
by saskers April 5, 2025
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