Sharpest

a. A Complete Moron
b. Someone with large bowl movements that everybody hears.
c. Douchebag

"Dammit, that sharpest over there making this day a dam nightmare"

by Lays Potato Chips September 11, 2005

Sharpie-Pain

to draw red lines on yourself to show the world the anger or sadness you feel inside.

{Sharpie-Pain} I can't believe Chris would do that, I'm going to Sharpie-Pain my arms to show him how I feel.

by Miss Amber July 7, 2009

Sharpstone Grinder

Herb grinder that is made from cheaper materials, but retains sharp teeth and modest brushed metal appearance.

Bill:I got this new sharpstone grinder now I can grind up all my herbs!
Ted:Lets roll it up!!

by jamullah February 20, 2010

SHARPnel

A mix between Sexual Harassment/Assault Response and Prevention (SHARP) and shrapnel.

1. When in the workplace, someone uses explicit, offensive sexual terminology or jokes loud enough to get everyone in the near vicinity reprimanded.

2. You are standing next to someone whom says something sexual near/to a coworker and you both get in trouble.

Person 1: Wow, he is such a cock-sucker. He could probably get more work done if he didn't have so much dick in his mouth.

Person 2: I'm going to walk away before I get caught in your SHARPnel.

by apapaewmowmow May 15, 2014

Sharpie

The act of leaving your wife for a younger model i.e 'doing a Sharpie'

Phwaoor look at that sort, I'd definitely do a Sharpie for her.

by @youngbroker March 1, 2017

sarpathy

Sarcastic sympathy.

Sean mistook Alicia's expressions of condolence for his broken hair straightener to be sincere, when it was only mere sarpathy.

by penguinshoesdontfit August 22, 2011

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016