16 September

Horniest people are born on 16 September

x: i was born on 16 september

y: so.. are u horny?

by jsjebwlqkhwkwqk May 5, 2022

Thirty Days Hath September

Of Course you Idiot

Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September

by Wimberley June 24, 2011

Stop Squirt September

Females are not allowed to squirt or climax for the whole month of September

Oh it’s time for Stop Squirt September

by ThephonyTony December 3, 2018

September 12th

If your mans is born on this day never ever let him go. HE IS PRICELESS!

Damn no wonder he’s perfect. He was born on September 12th you’ll never find another man like him,

by Hdskowdnndmdkendnndksknamjesus October 23, 2019

September 5

Masturbate on a Zoom video day.

On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.

by hdizawg July 14, 2020

September 1st

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.

"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."

by theoneandonlyandonlyone September 2, 2012

september 10th

The last day of serenity in this fucked up country.

The '90s ended with 9/11/01. Oh how I wish I could live September 10th forever.

by Defiled September 25, 2005