selective taste buds

A disease affecting the taste buds that results in an inability to decipher tastes correctly on a consistent basis. A condition brought on mainly by sleep deprivation, excessive consumption of M.R.E.s and hot coffee. Symptoms include: failure to recognize a watermelon heart, addiction to products containing caffeine, an obsessive compulsive need to salt melons, and...stubbornness.

Mr. Eyan suffers from selective taste buds.

by Ian's Princess September 17, 2008

Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.

You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."

by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012

Selective Bisexual

When a person identifies them self as bisexual but is more attracted to one gender or to inanimate objects.

Bob: hey I think your cute wanna go out?
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual

Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda

by Selective Bisexual February 11, 2021

anti-semenitism

Anti-semenitism is the same as anti-semitism, but replacing Jews with men and boys and anything male. It is not confined to women derogating men, but held by both sexes.

The only racism and xenophobia which is treated as respectable, today, is anti-semenitism.

by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007

suck the semen from the marijuana

When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana

to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water

get a large hit

to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.

Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

Semedi

Semedi won the druid Best of the Best in Everquest and was soon after defeated publicly by Maylen. Obviously Semedi loves the peen.

"Dude, Semedi was pwned by Maylen!"
"I heard that Semedi took peen in the bottom"

by Hoohah February 4, 2004

selector

In CSS, the XHTML tag that the formatting is applied to.

XHTML:
<selector>blah.</selector>

CSS:
selector {property: value}

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005