Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

by Sarah March 8, 2004

scotchman

A obese, greasy cheeseburger eater. He who is called a scotchman has decended from a long line of imbread slobs and could be slightly retarded.

A obese, greasy cheeseburger eater. He who is called a scotchman has decended from a long line of imbread slobs and could be slightly retarded.

by zach jonson May 5, 2011

scratch

1. shortened version of scratch your dirty neck, which means "the coldest dis told to someone who is moded or proven very very wrong"

*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.

Long Duck Dong brags to his friends all night how he could score any hooch in the club. His friend tells him he'd like to see him score with a particularly fine looking girl. Long Duck Dong gladly obliges, walks over to the girl but she turns him down. As Long Duck Dong walks back to his friend, his friend says...

"SCRAAAATCH!!"

by mb10 January 2, 2005

scratch

Saskatchewanese for the basic ingredients used for cooking, instead of store bought mixes.

We made the hamburgers were made from scratch.

by Dillon Forsberg September 25, 2005

scotch sandwich

Noun, as a sandwich dipped in scotch, whiskey or bourbon. Also defining a terrifically brutal session of binge drinking. A common occurrence for Nick Nolte.
A typical breakfast for Errol Flynn.

I got hammered last night, it was a fucking scotch sandwich.

by nedN9000 July 16, 2008

Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

scratch

{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration

"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."

by Historophy January 4, 2012