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cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".
Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.
by UrbanErik November 17, 2006
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sandwich pa

a sandwich cooked in a jaffle maker.
by vinpor April 27, 2008
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Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.
They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.
by XDNFX July 16, 2009
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sandwich-gasm

When a state of orgasm is reached due to the deliciousness of the sandwich being consumed, usually of toasted cheese orientation.
Kevin: "That sandwich doesn't look half bad. Hows is it?"
Stephen: "It's so good. I think I'm having a sandwich-gasm"
by HodgeBoss June 6, 2010
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sandwichology

The artistic knowledge of sandwich making, not only for ones own enjoyment or consumption but for the serving of others, mostly for the male population
Yuna used her sandwichology skills so her husband could enjoy the football

sandwich making skills art Consume
by benji.c February 14, 2014
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Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.
"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"
by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016
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sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
by TheTash February 15, 2017
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