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A Taylor Swift

A girl or guy who gets into relationships all the time, but when they break up all they do is talk about that ex, they talk about that person all the time.They claim they don't miss them, but they constantly talk about them
Girl1: I can't believe he broke up with me. We are never ever getting back together.
Girl2: You are such A Taylor Swift.
by MissKnowitAll3115 August 6, 2016
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Taylor Swift

A Satan worshipper who likes using homophobic terms in her songs.
Taylor Swift once said, “Shade never made anybody less gay.”
by Kierszhmeister82 September 23, 2019
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Phil Swift

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Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.

In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.

Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.

Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.



Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!

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Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
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swiftyachted

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.
The Obama campaign swiftyachted Mitt Romney in an attempt to get him to admit that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.
by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012
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Swiftydarkz

Austrian Brüno is really Swiftydarkz!
by Punie May 14, 2017
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Swiftyy

Swiftyy never misses and is the best Ren Fuji debater ever and his he will never miss 🥶
Ren fuji>fiction also swiftyy negs
by PapaSwiftyy March 16, 2021
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Swiftyz

One of the most awesome people on all of Youtube. He is awesome at video games, he is a role model to thousands of the people that subscribe to him. He has great friends and a good sense of humor. Overall, a great guy. Deserves 1 million subscribers.
Guy 1: Did you see Swiftyz popping off on youtube?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a god!!
by RealSpongeBob April 22, 2021
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