swag unit

A swag unit is a group of young people who come together and say: "We will be the cool kids in school this year." Then, they go to the mall and buy everything from the following categories:

o Ripped up Slim Fit jeans
o Baseball caps which have nothing to do with baseball
o Big ass basketball Hi-tops
o Graphic Tees
o Stupid Watches
o Ear piercings (ear rings)
o Condoms (To pull out their pockets at awkward times around girl to pretend they get alot of kitty)

They are completely oblivious to SWAG

Marshette - How was your day at the mall?

Marcella - It was such a wreck, I had to tend to a swag unit....

*Marshette prepares a warm bath and some relaxing tea*

OR

DeJayquan - Yo bee, let's assemble a team, wit nothing but cool kidz in it, ya dig?

Dayrell - Yo yea dat would be tight as shit, we'd be like da avengers....

AND SO COMMENCED THE SWAG UNIT

by DCUOnline November 1, 2013

swagidate

When you intimidate someone by dressing with a high level of swag.

Greg is looking so fly today, I think he is trying to swagidate me.

Or

Did you see Jim decked out playing poker today? He was very swagidating.

by Djluns July 21, 2014

Swag Swap

When you have trouble getting the girls so you ask your best friend to nut into your mouth to transfer his swag to you.

Yo bro I can't seem to get this chick,can I get a swag swap?

by JCSUPERMAN July 24, 2015

swaggerism

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.

Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.

by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

swadi

Swara x Adi 💯

Did you see the trap indian with the whitewashed girl? That’s definitely Swadi.

by mommy pig 🐽 June 4, 2020

Sway Boys

A group of spornosexual tiktokers that have amassed a cult following of 12 year old girls they attempt to arouse through corny dances. The group includes Bryce Hall, Noah Beck and others that might tempt you to purchase an AK47 and fly out to their house. The group all lives together and every night appears to be a sausage fest

12 year old Sarah: “Omg the sway boys are so hot”
Sarah’s father: “We live close to them, why don’t we give them a visit”
*rings doorbell at the sway boys house* *Bryce Hall cracks the door open, shirtless*
Sarah: “OMG it’s Bryce Hall! It would mean the world to me if you did the renegade on my Tiktok”
Bryce Hall: “Shut up bitch. Does your father want to join our sausage fest?”
Sarah’s father: “You gentlemen are mighty fine. I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to relive my high school days”
The boys proceeded to finger eachother all night long

by Philthedrill May 26, 2021

swasthi

A sweet caring girl who is very outgoing, but gives great advice.And damn she is pretty.She is also a dumbass who is very annoying but u will get a hang of her. She is the kind of person who will get a way to talk to you even though you block her.She is the real definition of crackhead energy buy knows how to have fun.
Her bff is potato twerk girl.

Swasthi is a desperate dingo

by Desperate dingo July 3, 2021