Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010

Okinawan Sunrise

An advanced bedroom maneuver requiring exceptional planning, superhuman timing, and great aim. First, one must engage in Coitus. When completion is being neared, one must rip out and quickly ejaculate on their sexual partner’s eyes. Then, they must rinse the semen off with battery acid, which will have been strategically stored beforehand. To finish, a quick urinary rinse, to neutralize the acid.

Greg: “Man, I heard Becky got an Okinawan Sunrise.”

Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”

by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021

Saturday Night Surprise

Its where u cum on a girls face and then throw pop rocks on it

Matt Miller was giving head and i decided to make it a saturday night surprise

by David and Jacob March 28, 2007

dirty bourbon surprise

A bourbon concoction made up of Old Crow and grape flavored Nerds.

Gracie mixed a dirty bourbon surprise in her Sonic cup at the Thrift Store Cowboys concert.

by DickH May 12, 2008

Surprise Party

During intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"

Wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scraping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!

by Waffle XXX February 26, 2009

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

Shit Surprise

A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"

Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.

by SHIT SURPRISE November 13, 2007