hardware store

a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter. they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.

awesome girl:"the hardware store spread another rumor about me."

awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"

by thecheezwoman6 August 9, 2012

porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

Hail Storm

To pass a kidney stone in your ejaculate.

He was planning on giving her some throat yogurt, and hit her with a hail storm.

by thacoldest719 January 27, 2015

Comeback story

Coming back and being successful after a failure/mistake/incident

Everyone loves a good comeback story

by Akwad June 30, 2015

Cave Story

Cave Story is an excellent indie game created December 20th, 2004 made by Daisuke Amaya. It was developed over five years by Pixel (His Alias ) in his free time. If you are new to indie games, this should be one of the very first you play. I highly recommend it. There are also modifications of the game. Various examples are: Jenka's Nightmare, WTF Story, The Show, Shism, & Rave Story.

I binge played Cave Story this week. This game never gets old.

by ᑕαмεяση August 18, 2018

Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

by Godfatha September 14, 2012

Friend Love Story

A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended

Did You See That Friend Love Story

by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020