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find the square root of my dick 

b is for ball
Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

Turn this triangle into a square 

1. A flirtatious way to inadvertently ask a group of girls to hang out
2. A phrase used to hit on multiple girls at the same time
"Hey you wanna come turn this triangle into a square?"

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx
there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

Spongebob Squarepants 

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut

awesomeness squared

it awesomeness taken up a level...using the mathematical concept that anything multiplied by itself becomes something bigger and better...so...awesomeness multiplied by awesomeness equals even more awesomeness...
That show was awesomeness...squared...