Fat people don't know is there.
Your friends think you weight 120 when you really weigh 140 because they don't know about your sneaky fat.
by Lillian Keen September 19, 2006
1.) the kind of fat where a persons body appears to be skinny, but they have fat that isnt visible until the body is naked. 2.) Every fat person's profile picture and you have to go through all their pictures because they take them all themselves from a top angle to hide how fat they really are, but somehow one manages to slip through that shows a whole body shot. 3.) similar to the "wonderbra effect", or stuffing of your pants.
1.) That bitch was sneaky fat man, had to lift up her roll just to dick it.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
by aybaybaywes March 04, 2011
The act of toeing your woman's vagina while receiving head, then telling the entire smoko room about last night's endeavours. All the while providing video evidence
by Hitler yourh April 10, 2021
When your woman doesn't tend to your needs so you masturbate into all her clean panties so you now you still got your cum on her pussy.
Man my woman shut me down last night. So the next day after she went to work I went through her underwear and gave her the sneaky steven!
by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019
by CheekyNandis September 15, 2022
Snacks you acquire in a secretive manner, hidden from others, that you save for later while you’re alone.
by Sneakysnacks June 10, 2018
When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!
by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016