russian grandpa

Grandpa of margarita who was also a spy for the USSR. He killed many people. Totally boss ass player. Often referred to Theodore, but we all know he is Vladimir Spetsnaz. There was a lucky woman who wifed him instead of getting killed. Total bro. Always buy a vodka when you see him.

That dude is a russian grandpa.

Dude by him a vodka!
Why?
He a boss ass player and a killer!

by Boy Friend December 8, 2016

Russian Spy

known as the owner of geo shitpost hub, Russian spy is haram homosex sex yoga teacher poop 69

lmao russian spy is unbased

by HornyUserOfUrbanDictonary September 8, 2020

Russian Missle

When a girl lays on a bed nude and the man has to run and stick the landing inside of her

yo I just Gave hailey the Russian Missle said Noah

by ThiccRussian February 2, 2019

Russian disinformation

A slang term used be the left, particularly the American left, which means “bad for us politically”

Person 1: Did you hear about Hunter Biden’s laptop
Person 2: That is Russian disinformation

by Liberal#576 April 11, 2022

Russian Cadet

The act of inserting an small vibrator or dildo in and out the urethra or pee hole

I never thought I could stretch my pee hole to take a small dildo in and out, It felt like a russian cadet

by seebas November 17, 2011

russian spy

pussy ass russian that betrayed his birth country and talk about girls in innapropriate ways and like violence a lot

that russian spy is a fag

by landry roberts September 1, 2019

russian jelloshot

You punch a female in the throat, the proceed to jizz in her mouth

Justin: Did you hear what Dalton did to Kiera?
Frank: Yeah he gave her a Russian JelloShot!

by Frank Campbell March 9, 2014