I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Cale Kidney Royal Savagemug. When he won for the 1st time... People were surprised. When he won the Second time People were Shocked and quite Angry. When he runs and wins again for the 3rd Time... The People will have literally witnessed "The Royal Trump!"
by The G.R.I.P. Master August 13, 2025
Get the The Royal Trumpmug. by PercyWercy April 5, 2023
Get the Royal Flushmug. Act of simultaneously performing cunnilingus and sodomy on a lady. Takes a lot of confidence and flexibility.
by EFG March 28, 2015
Get the Casino Royalemug. A server for Royale High and many other things. Ran by mercury_power, bikinikille, deadlymewmew, liv2290 and ontheirwayto505. Follow their twitter @theogroyaleeras
Mimi: Yo did you also get internship in the server?
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Get the Royal Icingmug. A game with no playerbase
A game that only shined back in 2017
A game which whoever plays it is fatherless
A game which its devs pay no effort
Basically pay to win , ladder system is just taking turns to hard counter each other unless you pay
Evolved cards are shit , the firecracker is already op enough but they evolve it anyway . one indirect shot from that cunt can make you take 600 damage , a direct shot can make you take more.
A game that only shined back in 2017
A game which whoever plays it is fatherless
A game which its devs pay no effort
Basically pay to win , ladder system is just taking turns to hard counter each other unless you pay
Evolved cards are shit , the firecracker is already op enough but they evolve it anyway . one indirect shot from that cunt can make you take 600 damage , a direct shot can make you take more.
by MaxedPEKKAuser August 23, 2023
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