Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head

"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."

by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017

road smokey

Road head ; give a man blow job while he's driving a car 🚗down the road.

Bens girlfriend gave him a road smokey on the way to the movies

by Randy1224 February 26, 2017

road annoyance

When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .

A step down from road rage

I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .

by Road annoyance February 26, 2017

road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...

Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!

by GebNa April 1, 2017

road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

road stoge

A cigarette to be saved for later that you bum off your friend.

Ayy dawg can I get a road stoge

by Josephthespliffgod May 27, 2017