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queef

His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
by npetrikov June 9, 2010
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queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.
I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.
by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018
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queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.
When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.
by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022
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roll queef

when a big girl is sitting in capstone and in the middle of class just lets a queef out of a fat roll and then yaunks everywhere
"hey jessica what is this article saying"...."yaunk, excuse me" "did you fart?" "i dont know" "it sounded like a roll queef"
by gewwwww April 9, 2010
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Dan Queeds

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".
"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."
by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010
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queeblo

The act of purchasing both a whopper and a 40 ounce malt liquor beverage at or around 5:45 a.m and or p.m.
'It's 5:45 and I've got $5.45, time to get a whopper and a 40 and ride" - Queeblo
by twoheadedrabbit November 1, 2013
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Queerance

A sale on Man-Thongs.
"Those man-thongs are on clearance at TJ Max!"
"Heh, its a Queerance!'
by Navanac January 1, 2010
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