Queef

Something that you ask a woman to do when there is no chance of hooking up and you wanna get the F out of there.

You would be suprised how well it works.

Hey bitch, can you QUEEF for me? I have never heard one before.

by Iscrewyourlittlesisterraw March 8, 2003

Queef

The creation of a flattelatory sound out of ones vagina as a result of air trapped inside as a result of friction during intercourse

Kim's a Queeeeeef!!!!!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Queef

Simply, when a girl or woman whips her legs up into the air and farts out of her vaginal hole.

When Courtney was streching for yoga, she queefed in front of the whole group.

by Nicolitaaaa. May 12, 2006

Oral Queef

1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous

Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"

by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

queef

(kw-ee-f)
1. an explosion of vaginal gases
2. vaginal fluttering sounds

There were some small queefs while they were having sex.

by iamamf0668 May 2, 2006

Queef

an emission of air from the pussy, sometimes when the penis entering the pussy is too small

She queefed a lot during the sex because the man's dick was tiny

by joe July 13, 2003

queemon

A queef-demon, shortened for easier pronunciation.

An awkward & unwanted person, usually a male.

"I thought I liked him but it turns out he's a huge queemon."

"Yep, that's too bad. Nobody likes a queemon."

Not necessarily a nerd, more often than not it is simply a male who is under the (wrong) impression that he is in fact, cool.

by Ashley Cackface July 13, 2007