Prosextination

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.

All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013

Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Prosecco Reese's Rocket

After shaking a Prosecco bottle sprayed all over a woman clothed only in two Reese's cups.

Last night that Prosecco Reese's Rocket cost me $37; it was so worth.

by Bigish Johnson April 2, 2021

proseedar

A professional reverse follower so instead of following behind you they are in front of you

I think i had a proseedar last night. I saw them right in front of me everywhere i went.

by Vendetta_driven_gal December 26, 2021

poser

Wearing shirts from Abercrombie, pants from Hot Topic,dying your hair black, having and obsession with vampires and lacking any natural ablities.

"My brother Richard"

by Pdot July 15, 2008

poser

1. A term used, liberally, by people belonging to certain subcultures to assure themselves that they fit into their little group more than others. Generally because they are insecure about themselves.
2. A term used by pretentious sods.

1. I so belong here, I am not a poser.
2. That guy is such a poser.

by DeeDee13 July 21, 2008