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ProfessorWRizz

Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.
ProfessorWRizz just stole yo girl.
by himonddosama November 22, 2023
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Professor W Rizz

Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.
Professor W Rizz just stole yo girl again.
by himonddosama November 22, 2023
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professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites
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professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
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Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.
Don't be a professor Joe.
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Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
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professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
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