Poo-poo

A person who is being a lameo

Alyssa, stop being a poo-poo

by arod696 May 4, 2022

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

pooooooossy

It is like roast beef but feels better

Dude that pooooooossy felt so good last night

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Poophoria

That euphoric feeling of completion that accompanies a long awaited and massive dump. Akin to achieving enlightenment in Buddhism.

I'm finished in the bathroom. Ahhh, poophoria.

by kintatsu8 May 21, 2022

poompoom

when a female is within a 6 feet radius of you and the vile stench of her genitals is crawling up the ducts of your nostrils. can also be used to describe a smelly anus.

john: “have you seen tricia today?”
joe: “no what about her?
john: “that bitch got a stanky poompoom!”

by queefdaddy June 6, 2022

Pooplocks

A pooplock is like a dreadlock but it is not on your head. A pooplock is made when hairs from your butthole get stuck together due to having dried poop.

Oh no! I ran out of toilet paper and now my pooplocks are itching.

by Joseph the savage June 8, 2022