police

highschool outcasts who never had any friends, so they feel as if they should take out their anger on society (mainly blacks) to compensate for their pathetic lives. commonly known as the lowest form of life.

Police are little bitches with guns that can't fight. A Marine (myself) would murder a cop with his bare hands. Cops are PUSSIES!!

by John Cena (The Marine) November 9, 2008

panic at the disco

A band popular with 8th, 9th and 10th graders. They are rather new and said to be "emo". If you start listening to authentic doom metal by the time you are about 12 or so, this band is a travesty to you.

My peers : OMG THE Panic at the Disco concert is in november Im so psyched!!!!!!!!111rofl!!!

Me: Now why am I the only 9th grader who doesn't understand what is so great about this band?

by Perry C. October 19, 2006

panic

Also as an adj. 1.) To Cause People To Trample Over One Another In A lol-manner 2.) Also known as LF's Bitch see "LF"

Panic said LF was cute, and LF smacked Panic with a fish

by LF September 20, 2003

phonication

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

Penicide

A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.

Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?

by zsk5 February 20, 2009

weiner police

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.

"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"

by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009

Police

Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.

Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.

by Lord October 6, 2003